Are You Ghetto?

Take this test and see.
This test is guaranteed to reveal "Ghetto" tendencies!
Answer each question and keep track of your POINTS
1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan. (5 points)
2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.(10 points)
3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. (5points) * 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady's)
4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each)
5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school (2 points)
6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath. (5points)
7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made. (5 points)
8. If you have ever played any of the following games: "hide and go seek", "freeze tag", "'momma may I?'", or "red light/green light." (2 points each)
9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he rang a bell)
10. If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers". (5 points)
11. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove (5 points +15 if you still do it)
12. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape (5 points)
13. If you have ever worn! any of the following fragrances: Brute, Hai Karate, Jean! Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge. (1 point each)
14. You've ever used Tussy. (5 points)
15. You've never been to the dentist. (15 points)
16. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: (ex: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man, kay-kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-nay). (10 points)
17. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points)
18. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points)
19. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.) (5 points)
20. You use 'n'em to describe a certain group of people for 1 example: Craig 'n' em or Momma 'n' em (5 points)
21. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat. (5 points)
22. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it! (10 points)
23. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (10 points)
24. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (2 points)
25. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails. (5 points)
26. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (10 points)
27. You don't have your own place but your child had a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (15 points)
28. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points)
29. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points)

Now, add up the points to see how really Ghetto you are:
0 - 50 points I guess you were raised in the suburbs
51 - 75 points A bonafide ex-hood rat
76 - 149 points Spent a little time in the projects, huh? Hey, not ghetto, just was very imaginative!!!
150+ points Still up in 'dat piece-REPRESENT!

Hoo-Dee-Hoooo! ! !
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