Funny Joke

I heard a funny joke on the way to work. Now, I'm really not that good at telling jokes, but I'm not so bad at typing them. So if you don't find this funny, then you aren't good at reading jokes. Ok, here it goes...it helps if you imagine the voice of an Asian DJ doing a Scotsman's voice:

A man and his wife are out in the backyard. The husband makes a comment about how large his wife's backside is getting. He says that her bottom has gotten almost as large as the gas grill. His wife not, liking the comments moves farther way in the backyard but the husband continues with his comments. He even goes as far as to get the measuring tape out and declares that her rear end is in fact the same size as the gas grill. Well, later on that night after they have gone to bed, the husband is snuggling up next to his wife trying to get frisky. She moves away from him and he asks, "Honey, what's the matter? What's wrong?" And she says.....

"Don't get any ideas. There's no way I'll be firing up the grill for one little sausage!"